Version support Memes

The eternal NIGHTMARE that is Java version support! These time travelers discover they've landed in the bizarre twilight zone where Java 8 (released in 2014!) is somehow STILL supported despite being practically ANCIENT in tech years! 💀 It's like finding out your grandpa's flip phone will be supported until the heat death of the universe while your 2-year-old smartphone is already "legacy hardware." The Java ecosystem is that friend who refuses to throw away their collection of VHS tapes "just in case they come back in style."