Useless-features Memes

Windows troubleshooter in a nutshell: pretend to work for a bit, then gaslight you into thinking nothing was wrong in the first place. The sleep(60000) is chef's kiss—that's a full minute of doing absolutely nothing while showing you that fancy "Detecting problems..." animation. Meanwhile, your WiFi is still broken, your printer still thinks it's offline, and you're questioning your life choices. But hey, at least it tried, right? The best part is this code is probably more functional than the actual troubleshooter.