Unopened hardware Memes

Someone bought 192GB of DDR5 RAM for $500 and never installed it. Now they're sitting on what's probably worth $1000+ because DDR5 prices have gone absolutely bonkers. The joke is treating RAM like a retirement investment portfolio—"living off the interest" as if these memory sticks are bonds or stocks. The real tragedy? They bought hardware meant to be used and it's just collecting dust while DDR5 prices skyrocketed. Classic programmer move: buy the gear for that dream build you'll "definitely start next weekend," then watch it appreciate in value while your current machine struggles with 16GB and 47 Chrome tabs. Honestly, better ROI than most crypto investments. Who needs Bitcoin when you can just hoard RAM during a shortage?