Oh honey, forget your biological gender symbols—programmers have transcended mortal labels and evolved into their TRUE FORM: a USB symbol. Because nothing represents the programmer experience quite like trying to plug yourself in three times before you finally fit into society. The USB symbol perfectly captures our existence: we're universal, serial, and we bus our way through life. Plus, just like USB connections, programmers only work properly after being flipped twice and questioned extensively about compatibility issues. Gender? Nah. We identify as data transfer protocols now. Our pronouns are plug/unplug. 💾