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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Unethical Memes

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Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

Security Programming
6 months ago 382.0K views 0 shares
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
The ultimate business model: create the problem, sell the solution. Why waste time writing legitimate antivirus software when you can just write the malware yourself and guarantee your product actually catches something? It's like being both the arsonist and the fire department. Guaranteed 100% detection rate on your own viruses, stellar performance metrics for the board meeting, and job security for life. Some might call it unethical, but I call it vertical integration.

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