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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

tsql Memes

Dependency Injection For The Win

Databases Azure Backend Cloud
10 months ago 44.1K views 0 shares
dependencyInjectionForTheWin | developer-memes, software-memes, sql-memes, string-memes, azure-memes, tsql-memes, email-memes, ide-memes, exception-memes, public-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to write an "add" method Novice public static int Add(int a, int b) Beginner public static double Add(double a, double b) Advanced public static T AddT(T a, T b) where T: INumberT Junior developer public static T AddT (T a, T b, double accuracy, bool throwIfNegative) where T : INumberHolderT, bool Senior developer public static AddResult AddT (NumberHolderBase a, NumberHolderBase b, accuracy. FuncT, Exception negativeExceptionGenerator, bool reloadCategories) Senior software architect public static OperationResultBaseNumberHolderBase, bool, AzureConnector AddT, TSq1( ConvertableBaseint, string, string a, ConvertableBaseint, string, string b, AdditionContextT ctx, Actiondouble, int deviationHandler, FuncTSql, string emailAddressesProviderFunc, CancellationToken ct)

Welcome to the trenches my boy

Databases Backend
1 year ago 34.0K views 0 shares
Welcome to the trenches my boy | code-memes, server-memes, sql-memes, sql server-memes, excel-memes, tsql-memes, servers-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content oh dude tsql is just a set of extensions used by sql servers. and SQL is stupid easy in comparison to some other ones. it's super user friendly. if you can do excel, you can do sql I'm hoping so. Part of the problem is my predecessor has a massive amount of code that runs everything. So when a problem comes up it's less about me making my own code a lot of times and more about figuring out what in the world his code is doing hahahahahahahaha dude welcome to programming Message

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