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Who Needs Project Management When You Have Talent?

Who Needs Project Management When You Have Talent?
Ah, the mythical "organized development process." While enterprise teams are drowning in Jira tickets, standups, and 27 different Trello boards, these indie devs are out here making masterpieces while asking "Is software the thing with the clicking?" Their Trello account got deactivated from neglect while your team has three people whose entire job is maintaining the sprint backlog. Yet somehow they ship and you're still "refining requirements" for that button color change from last quarter.

Haters We Are

Haters We Are
While you're busy debating the merits of Trello's simplicity versus Jira's feature bloat, I'm over here managing projects with a combination of sticky notes, existential dread, and a text file that hasn't been backed up since 2019. Project management tools are just digital bureaucracy with prettier UI. The real pros know that chaos is the only true methodology—it's agile without the ceremonies and scrum without the meetings. We're not fighting over which flavor of micromanagement we prefer; we're rejecting the premise entirely.

I Mean It Gets The Job Done Right

I Mean It Gets The Job Done Right
Left side: The Olympic-level precision shooter with fancy tools representing project management apps like Notion, Airtable, Trello, and Slack. Right side: The middle-aged dude pointing a pistol like he's never held one before—that's you with your TODO.txt file sitting right on your desktop. Let's be honest—we've all downloaded those productivity apps, spent 6 hours setting them up, created 47 categories, color-coded everything... only to abandon them three days later for the trusty text file that just works. No syncing issues, no notifications, no subscription fees—just pure, unfiltered digital hoarding in plain text. Sophistication is overrated when chaos in a .txt file has never let you down.