Travel hell Memes

The eternal flight dilemma - sit next to the Linux evangelist who'll spend 10 hours explaining why his custom Arch build is superior to your "mainstream garbage OS," complete with a detailed history of kernel development since 1991... or face certain death by wolf pack. Let's be honest, by hour three of the Linux lecture, you'll be eyeing those wolves thinking, "Maybe being devoured isn't the worst option here." At least the wolves are honest about their intentions - they're not trying to convince you that manual package compilation is "actually fun once you get used to it."