Trash-can-architecture Memes

Look, I've sat through enough Docker workshops to know that when someone explains containerization using shipping containers, they're one slide away from showing this exact setup. A literal trash can inside another trash can, duct-taped together like a production hotfix at 2 PM on Friday. The beautiful part? It's not even wrong. You've got isolation (the inner container has no idea it's in another container), resource limits (good luck fitting more garbage in there), and portability (you can move this disaster anywhere). Just missing the YAML file that would somehow turn this into 47 lines of configuration. Junior devs will look at their first Dockerfile and think "surely it can't be this simple." Senior devs will look at their Kubernetes manifests and wish it was still this simple.