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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Timeline estimation Memes
Posts tagged with Timeline estimation
Plain And Simple
Agile
Programming
Webdev
22 days ago
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Oh, you sweet summer child, thinking you can just casually ask about project timelines! Watch as the developer whips out a beautiful exponential curve showing how scope creep transforms a "simple two-week task" into an infinite time vortex. That yellow line isn't just rising—it's achieving escape velocity and heading straight for the heat death of the universe. The PM's face says it all: pure existential horror as they realize their carefully planned Gantt chart just spontaneously combusted. Nothing says "we're doomed" quite like a graph that looks like it's training for the Olympics in the vertical jump category. Spoiler alert: the project will be done "soon" (translation: never).
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