The-algorithm Memes

Someone just filed a GitHub issue on "the-algorithm" repo (you know, that little Twitter codebase) complaining that women's profiles don't respond when they text them. The sheer AUDACITY to treat a dating app bug report like it's a legitimate software issue is sending me into orbit. My guy really wrote "Please fix this problem" like he's reporting a critical production bug when the only thing broken here is his approach to human interaction. The reactions say it all—95 thumbs up, 22 laughing emojis, and a party parrot because apparently the entire developer community collectively decided this was comedy gold. Sorry buddy, but there's no pull request that's gonna merge you into someone's heart. Have you tried debugging your pickup lines instead?