Template-hacks Memes

Someone innocently asks about Go generics syntax, and the response is basically "Oh sweetie, that's not generics—those are CANADIAN ABORIGINAL SYLLABICS masquerading as angle brackets because I'm using them as a template system with search-and-replace." The sheer AUDACITY of using Unicode characters from an entire writing system as variable names just to fake generics before Go officially supported them is peak programmer chaos. And the casual "Oh my god" reply? Chef's kiss. This is the kind of galaxy-brain workaround that makes you question everything you thought you knew about programming conventions.