Tech classification Memes

The great philosophical revelation of our time: every file format is either plain text you can read or compressed chaos you need special tools to open. JSON? Just spicy text. XML? Text with a superiority complex. APK? Zip file in disguise. JAR? Java's idea of a zip file wearing a trench coat. This brutal oversimplification is the kind of truth bomb that makes Calvin's mind explode. The fact that even code-containing files like JARs are technically zip files is the chef's kiss of digital irony. Next time someone asks you about file formats at a party (because that happens), just smugly declare "txt or zip" and walk away.