So your coworker decided to let an AI handle their git workflow, and now you're staring down the barrel of SEVENTEEN feature branches that need to merge before release day. Seventeen! That's not version control, that's version chaos. Someone clearly asked Copilot "how do I create a branch?" seventeen times instead of learning git properly, and now the entire team gets to play merge conflict roulette. The sheer audacity of creating a separate branch for every single thought that crosses your mind is truly breathtaking. Hope you've got your conflict resolution skills ready, because this merge party is about to get MESSY.