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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Tao of programming Memes

Posts tagged with Tao of programming

The Eternal Software Development Cycle

Programming Debugging Agile
3 months ago 126.6K views 0 shares
The Eternal Software Development Cycle
THE AUDACITY of managers thinking software will EVER be finished! 💀 This cosmic joke from "The Tao of Programming" is the most SAVAGE reality check in tech history! The programmer goes from "tomorrow" to "two weeks" to LITERALLY OUTLASTING THE MANAGER'S ENTIRE CAREER! Meanwhile, the poor soul is STILL coding at his terminal as his manager retires! This isn't just scope creep—it's scope CATASTROPHE! The eternal software development cycle in all its horrifying glory, where "done" is just a mythical concept whispered about by those who've never written a line of code. And that ASCII cow at the bottom is just standing there witnessing our collective delusion that software projects have endings!

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