HONEY, THE NUCLEAR REACTOR IS LITERALLY MELTING DOWN, but you know what's TRULY catastrophic? Someone wanting to use their precious little password instead of two-factor authentication! ๐
The absolute AUDACITY of refusing basic security measures while the digital equivalent of Chernobyl happens to your accounts! You're basically BEGGING hackers to waltz into your digital home, raid your fridge, and leave dirty footprints on your metaphorical carpet! But sure, sweetie, keep rejecting those temporary codes. The hackers thank you for your service! ๐ฅ