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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Struct-abuse Memes

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System Out Print()

Java Programming C++
1 month ago 386.5K views 0 shares
System.Out.Print()
Someone just reinvented Java's System.out.print() in C by manually creating a struct that mimics the Java syntax. It's like building a Honda from scratch just so you can pretend you're driving a Toyota. The sheer dedication to make C code look like Java is both impressive and deeply concerning. The best part? They're using it to print "C or Java ?\n" which is peak irony. Brother, if you have to ask after writing that monstrosity, you've already lost the plot. This is what happens when you miss Java so much you start implementing its entire standard library in C instead of just... using Java. Fun fact: You could've just written printf() and saved yourself about 6 lines of existential crisis.

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