Star-citizen Memes

Star Citizen started development in 2011. The interviewer on the left has aged visibly. The developer on the right? Still smiling like the release date is "just around the corner." At this point, Star Citizen is less of a game and more of a generational project—like cathedrals in medieval times, except with more microtransactions for spaceship JPEGs. The game has been in development so long that entire programming languages have been born, peaked, and fallen out of favor. Developers who started on this project fresh out of college now have teenagers. The codebase probably has comments like "TODO: fix before launch" from 2013 that have achieved artifact status. It's the software equivalent of scope creep achieving sentience. Every sprint planning meeting probably ends with "just one more feature" while the backlog grows like technical debt in a startup that just raised Series B.