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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Caveman Performance vs Modern Simplicity

C++ Programming Python
1 year ago 315.2K views 0 shares
Caveman Performance vs Modern Simplicity
Sure, your C++ code runs 100x faster... after you spent 100x longer writing it. That caveman dragging the scientist around is the perfect metaphor for C++ performance vs Python simplicity. Your friend's busy managing memory and fighting segfaults while you're sipping coffee after a casual import numpy . The torch might be impressive, but I'll take my 10 lines of readable code over your flaming monstrosity any day.

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You think I would spend 10 minutes of reading to avoid 40 minutes of troubleshooting. You would have thought wrong.

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