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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The $500-Per-Minute Alarm Clock

AWS Programming Cloud AI Devops
1 year ago 500.2K views 0 shares
The $500-Per-Minute Alarm Clock
Nothing kicks your brain into high gear like the threat of financial ruin! This genius created the ultimate wake-up call by programming an AI to launch 100 premium EC2 instances at 6 AM daily. For the uninitiated, EC2 instances are Amazon's cloud computing servers that can cost hundreds of dollars per hour for the high-end ones. The sheer terror of potentially burning $500 per minute because you hit snooze one too many times? That's motivation no amount of coffee could ever provide. The cloud computing equivalent of putting your alarm clock across the room, except this one threatens to empty your bank account. The best part? "I haven't missed a day so far." Yeah, no kidding. Nothing says "rise and shine" like impending bankruptcy!

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ProtoArc Ergonomic Mouse, EM11 NL Bluetooth Rechargeable Wireless Vertical Mouse, 3 Multi-Device Connectivity for Computer/PC/Laptop, 2.4GHz USB-A Optical Mice for Windows, Mac OS, Black

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The future of GitHub (just found on Twitter)

The future of GitHub (just found on Twitter)

Linux
75.8K views 3 years ago
My colleague has this book lying on his desk like an open invitation. So I did what I have to

My colleague has this book lying on his desk like an open invitation. So I did what I have to

Programming
65.8K views 4 years ago