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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Our Database

Databases Programming Backend
3 hours ago 49.0K views 0 shares
Our Database
When your database management system is so collectively owned that it transcends capitalism and becomes a Soviet relic. The ushanka hat perched on the MySQL dolphin is chef's kiss—because nothing says "efficient data storage" like centralized planning and five-year schemas. Your SELECT statements now require committee approval, and every JOIN is a workers' union. Foreign keys? More like foreign comrades. The real question is whether your rollback strategy includes a Politburo vote. Fun fact: In OurSQL, there are no private tables—only shared resources for the people. Performance issues are distributed equally among all users.

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