Sfml Memes

Game dev gatekeeping at its finest. Someone innocently asks how to make a 2D game in Unity, and suddenly everyone's a graphics API purist. Unity? Too mainstream. SFML? Child's play. OpenGL? Still too easy. Vulkan? Now we're talking—because nothing says "I want to make a simple 2D game" like manually managing GPU memory and writing 1000 lines of boilerplate just to render a triangle. The progression here perfectly captures the game dev community's obsession with doing things the hard way. Each animal represents a different level of masochism, with the final one basically suggesting you should write your own graphics driver while you're at it. Fun fact: by the time you finish setting up Vulkan for your 2D platformer, Unity devs have already shipped three games and retired.