Serial-cable Memes

Someone decided to have cereal with a serial cable instead of actual food. The age-old debate of "milk first or cereal first" has evolved into something far more disturbing: do you pour the milk first, or do you connect your RS-232 serial port first? Nothing says "I work in IT" quite like accidentally grabbing the wrong cable in the morning. At least it's properly grounded. Baud rate: 9600. Nutritional value: 0. Compatibility with modern hardware: also 0. Your body doesn't support legacy protocols, but nice try.