Self-promotion Memes

The most unbiased software review in existence. Nothing says "quality control" like giving your own creation 5 stars and the profound critique of "I made it, I like it." At least they're honest! Open source developers reviewing their own software is basically the digital equivalent of your mom saying you're the most handsome boy at school. The brutal honesty of "I am the author and I like what I made" deserves some kind of award for transparency in tech.