Security-engineering Memes

So Anthropic's big AI revolution promised to make developers obsolete, but plot twist: the AI agents themselves became the biggest security nightmare imaginable. They went and leaked their own source code within a week. That's like hiring a locksmith who immediately posts your house keys on Reddit. The irony is chef's kiss here. AI was supposed to replace security engineers because it's "so much smarter," but turns out these agents have the operational security of a junior dev committing AWS credentials to a public repo. At least when humans leak source code, we have the decency to wait a few months and blame it on a disgruntled employee. Maybe we should've kept those pesky developers and security engineers around after all. They might write bugs, but at least they don't speedrun their own demise in seven days.