Secrets-in-code Memes

Nothing says "I've learned valuable experience" quite like committing the company's production API key to a public repo on your way out. The intern just casually added the entire authentication key to the .env file with a nice little green plus sign—because why not leave a parting gift? That beautifully long API key is now immortalized in git history forever, ready to be scraped by bots within minutes. Someone's about to get a $47,000 AWS bill and a very awkward Slack message. The timestamp says it all—12:15 on 29/10/24, probably right before they walked out the door for the last time. Pro tip: If you're not getting paid, at least don't accidentally fund someone's crypto mining operation with your former employer's credit card. Though honestly, after months of free labor, who could blame them for this "accident"?