Seagate Memes

Micron's been riding the AI gravy train harder than a startup with "AI-powered" in their pitch deck. They've been selling memory chips like hotcakes because every tech company suddenly needs 500GB of VRAM to run their "revolutionary" chatbot that just rephrases StackOverflow answers. But the second that bubble pops and companies realize they don't actually need a data center's worth of RAM to generate mediocre poetry, Micron's gonna be out here like Dr. Evil trying to sweet-talk SeaGate back into a relationship. "Baby, I know I left you for the AI hype, but remember the good old days when we just made regular computers?" The desperation is palpable. From "we're essential to the AI revolution" to "please buy our normal RAM again" in record time.