Scam-email Memes

Nothing says "confidence in your product" quite like getting an email from vultures circling before your game even launches. These lovely folks are basically saying "Hey, we noticed your game is destined to fail spectacularly, wanna sell us the corpse for a hundred bucks?" They're literally building a business model around buying the rights to games that bombed harder than a production build with console.log statements still in it. The audacity to approach you BEFORE release is chef's kiss levels of savage. "We're looking for games that performed poorly" - translation: we can smell failure from miles away and yours is looking particularly pungent. At least they're honest about offering you $100 to transfer the rights. That's like... two fancy coffees at a tech conference. Really rolling out the red carpet there, Robert.