Rust-programmer Memes

The universe itself, represented by the cosmic microwave background radiation, is standing at a urinal minding its own business. Then a Rust programmer walks in and immediately starts evangelizing. Because if there's one thing more inevitable than the heat death of the universe, it's a Rust programmer telling you about memory safety at the urinal. The universe has existed for 13.8 billion years, survived supernovas, black holes, and the formation of galaxies. But none of that prepared it for unsolicited programming language recommendations in the bathroom.