Retopology Memes

You know that feeling when you think "I'll just refactor this one thing real quick"? Yeah, that's the retopology talking. What starts as a simple mesh cleanup turns into a soul-crushing odyssey through vertex hell. Your brain cells confidently announce it's a "20 minute adventure" while retopology laughs maniacally in the corner. Two weeks later, you're still manually placing edge loops, questioning every life decision that led you to 3D modeling. Your mesh has more triangles than the Bermuda variety, and you're pretty sure you've aged 10 years. The worst part? You're not even done. You'll never be done. Retopology is eternal. Fun fact: Studies show that 9 out of 10 3D artists have PTSD from retopology. The 10th one is lying.