Retina burn Memes

Vampires fear sunlight. Werewolves dread the full moon. And programmers? They recoil in ABSOLUTE HORROR at the sight of light mode in their IDE like it's some kind of unholy abomination sent from the depths of hell to burn their retinas into oblivion. The universal law of the coding universe: dark mode or death. Your eyes didn't evolve for millions of years just to be assaulted by a blinding white screen at 3 AM while you're debugging that one function that REFUSES to work. Dark mode isn't just a preference—it's a survival mechanism, a lifestyle, a RELIGION.