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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Java Programmers After Finding Out C++ Is Faster

C++ Java Programming
5 months ago 27.5M views 1 shares
Java Programmers After Finding Out C++ Is Faster
So Java devs discovered that C++ runs faster and decided to have a complete identity crisis by recreating their entire language inside C++. They've literally built a SystemClass with an inner Out class that has a println method, and then wrapped the whole thing so they can write System.out.println("Hello World!") in C++. It's like moving to a new country but bringing your entire house with you, brick by brick, because you can't handle using their superior plumbing system. Why learn C++ properly when you can just... recreate Java's verbose ceremony in a language that was specifically designed to NOT do that? The sheer dedication to avoiding std::cout is honestly impressive in the most tragic way possible. The best part? They're passing nullptr to main like some cursed ritual sacrifice to make it all work. Speed with extra steps, anyone?

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