Rare-languages Memes

You're deep in the trenches working with some obscure language that has like 3 active maintainers and documentation written in 2009. Then you stumble upon actual docs for that weird edge case feature you need. Pure euphoria. But wait—someone actually filed a bug report about it in the issue tracker! Hope intensifies. You click through, ready to implement the fix... and it's marked as "closed" because they already solved it. That emotional rollercoaster from despair to hope to absolute ecstasy is what separates us from normal people.