Push to master Memes

So someone's offering you $5 million to get yourself fired in 48 hours, but plot twist: you can't quit and you can't do anything obviously terrible enough to get the boot. What's a desperate developer to do? Easy. Just casually drop a git push origin master straight to production without a care in the world. No pull requests, no code reviews, no testing, no mercy. Just pure, unfiltered chaos pushed directly to the main branch like some kind of digital arsonist. Watch as the entire infrastructure crumbles, the CI/CD pipeline screams in terror, and your DevOps team collectively has a meltdown. You'll be escorted out by security before you can say "but it worked on my machine!" Honestly, this is the nuclear option of career sabotage, and it's absolutely diabolical.