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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Carmack Optimization: From Code To Corporate

Gamedev Programming
6 days ago 81.0K views 0 shares
The Carmack Optimization: From Code To Corporate
Left side: John Carmack in his Oculus days, looking like the brilliant but slightly disheveled programmer who could optimize your rendering engine while explaining quaternions over lunch. Right side: Post-Facebook acquisition Carmack, who clearly discovered the secret API that transforms cargo pants energy into executive chic. The function signature must be something like: transform(millions_of_dollars, years_at_meta) . The real optimization algorithm was inside his wardrobe all along. Still has that "I could rewrite your entire codebase in assembly before dinner" vibe though.

A Good Book Can Change Your Life

C++ Programming
3 months ago 90.0K views 0 shares
A Good Book Can Change Your Life
From serious programmers to anime-obsessed weebs in one textbook. The legendary K&R C book doesn't just teach you pointers and memory management—it apparently transforms you into a completely different species. Nothing says "I've mastered undefined behavior" quite like abandoning reality for cat-girl waifus. The pipeline from segmentation faults to questionable body pillows is shorter than we'd like to admit. And they say C isn't object-oriented!

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