Programming religion Memes

The religious fervor of C programmers is no joke. While some worship at the altar of the sacred C language with its pointers and manual memory management, heretics who dare question its divinity face swift retribution. The non-believer gets literally vaporized for blasphemy against the programming deity. Next time someone tells you C is outdated, remember - segmentation faults aren't bugs, they're divine punishment for your lack of faith. Memory leaks are just your penance for not properly honoring the malloc() ritual.