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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Profit margins Memes

Posts tagged with Profit margins

Disruption At Its Finest

Programming
17 hours ago 56.1K views 0 shares
Disruption At Its Finest
Ah, startup innovation at its finest! The intern just solved Uber's profitability problem by eliminating their biggest expense—the actual cars. Just pay someone $7.50 to walk with you instead of $56.76 for a ride. Brilliant! The best part is the sketchy "1994 white kevin" who's supposedly arriving in 3 minutes. Nothing says safety and reliability like a mysterious Kevin from the 90s showing up as your walking companion. Silicon Valley VCs are probably throwing term sheets at this idea right now. "It's like Uber but with 100% profit margins and zero vehicle maintenance costs!" *chef's kiss*

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