Product-strategy Memes

Microsoft really said "you know what developers need? Copilot in literally everything" and just kept going. We've got Copilot in VS Code, Copilot in Windows, Copilot in Edge, Copilot in Office, Copilot in GitHub, and probably Copilot in your toaster by next quarter. The beautiful irony here is that both users AND Microsoft agree on one thing: they hate Copilot. Users hate the AI suggestions cluttering their workflow, the subscription fees, and the fact that it sometimes generates code that looks like it was written by a caffeinated intern at 4 AM. Meanwhile, Microsoft's solution to everyone hating Copilot? Obviously more Copilot. Because if one AI assistant annoying you doesn't work, surely seventeen will do the trick. It's the tech equivalent of "the beatings will continue until morale improves" but make it AI-powered and charge $10/month for it.

Microsoft's product strategy in a nutshell: throw everything at the wall, see what sticks, then pretend the blood puddles were part of the plan all along. Windows Phone? Dead. Skype? Somehow still technically alive but nobody's checking for a pulse. Windows 10? They promised it would be the "last version of Windows" then immediately started working on Windows 11. Meanwhile GitHub is just chilling in the corner, the golden child acquisition that actually worked out. Probably because Microsoft learned their lesson: buy successful things and don't touch them too much. Revolutionary strategy, really. The "EEE" reference is *chef's kiss* - that's "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish," Microsoft's infamous strategy from the 90s where they'd adopt open standards, add proprietary features, then kill the competition. Now they're just extinguishing their own products. Character development, I guess?