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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Primitive types Memes

Posts tagged with Primitive types

Do You Have A Pair Of Ints

Programming C++ Java Csharp
15 days ago 26.8M views 0 shares
Do You Have A Pair Of Ints
Someone finally visualized the data type hierarchy using fashion choices. Shorts for short , longs for long , and those weird capri pants that nobody asked for representing int . The real genius here is that just like capris, ints are the awkward middle ground that somehow became the default everyone uses. You don't really need them to be that specific length, but here we are, declaring them everywhere out of habit. Also yes, you technically have a "pair of ints" when you're wearing those capris. The pun game is strong with this one.

We Are Professional Here

Java Programming Backend
1 year ago 242.4K views 1 shares
We Are Professional Here
The sinister grin of a Java developer declaring private long penis; in their codebase. It's that moment of juvenile rebellion hidden within professional-looking code that somehow passes code review because technically it follows naming conventions. The variable might store the timestamp from 1970, but that's not why they're smiling. The duality of being a sophisticated software engineer while simultaneously having the humor of a 12-year-old is peak developer culture.

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