Preprocessor madness Memes

OMFG, the absolute AUDACITY of this code! 😱 Someone's gone and created the most SCANDALOUS piece of programming known to mankind - a file that's half "secret" and half "public GitHub" with nothing but pure, unadulterated NONSENSE! This masterpiece of chaos defines fruits as data types, throws in random words like "Spoon" and "Frozen", and then proceeds to create the most grammatically offensive function in history that looks like someone had a seizure on their keyboard while thinking about fruit salad. The punchline? Training AI on THIS would be like teaching a toddler English by reading them the ingredients list on a shampoo bottle... BACKWARDS... WHILE SCREAMING! 💀