Platformer Memes

The classic indie game dev paradox: choosing between two equally terrible ideas that will both consume your entire summer and never get finished. An open world RPG? Sure, just casually build what takes AAA studios 5 years and 200 people. A platformer with "realistic scope"? Still gonna take you 6 months just to get the jump physics feeling right. The real kicker is that neither button leads to success—they both lead to abandoned GitHub repos by August. But hey, at least you'll have learned a valuable lesson about scope creep... until next summer when you do it all over again.