Platform-exodus Memes

When Discord announces they're adding facial recognition for... reasons... and suddenly everyone's migrating to the next trendy platform. Meanwhile you're just sitting there with your non-programmer friends trying to explain why this matters, but they're too busy sending TikToks to care about digital privacy. The real kicker? Half the people rage-quitting Discord are probably still using Facebook Messenger and letting Google read their emails. But sure, *this* is where we draw the line. The cycle repeats every few years - remember when everyone was leaving WhatsApp? Yeah, they're all still there. At least you tried to warn them. Now back to your terminal where the only thing watching you is htop.