Pivot-table Memes

So apparently someone out there has discovered the ultimate life hack: Excel is now a full-blown simulation of reality itself. Forget about saving your work—if you kick the bucket in a spreadsheet, you're DONE done. No respawns, no ctrl+Z for your mortal existence. Just imagine being chased by a pivot table gone rogue or getting crushed by a falling VLOOKUP formula and that's it, game over for your actual soul. The Matrix has nothing on Microsoft Office 365. Someone better tell IT to disable macros before they accidentally summon the Grim Reaper with a poorly written VBA script.