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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Ultimate Waiting Game Strategy

Gamedev Programming
11 months ago 262.8K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Waiting Game Strategy
The ultimate software release cycle in one image. Some folks drop $150 to play GTA 6 a whole three days early, frantically mashing buttons like it's the last game on earth. Meanwhile, the true galaxy-brain move? Just wait a decade until Epic gives it away for free. Same energy as those developers who refuse to upgrade from their 2015 tech stack because "it'll be stable by the time I need it." The r/patientgamers crowd and senior devs who wait for the third patch before upgrading a dependency are spiritual twins separated at birth.

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