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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Parrots Memes

Posts tagged with Parrots

Birbs Also Use Less Water

AI Algorithms Programming
3 months ago 26.4M views 2 shares
Birbs Also Use Less Water
So apparently the only difference between a parrot and your fancy machine learning algorithm is that one of them is adorable and the other costs you $50,000 in GPU credits. Both learn random phrases they don't understand, both occasionally blurt out complete gibberish, and both will confidently repeat things that make absolutely zero sense. The parrot just has better feathers and doesn't require a PhD to feed it crackers. At least when your parrot says something stupid at a dinner party, you can blame the bird. When your ML model does it in production? That's all on you, buddy. Plus, the parrot actually fits in your apartment and won't set your electricity bill on fire.

Birds Are Better Than AI

AI Algorithms Programming
1 year ago 463.4K views 4 shares
Birds Are Better Than AI
Ah, the ultimate showdown between nature and technology! Both parrots and ML algorithms babble nonsensical phrases they don't understand, but only one comes in a cute feathery package. Billion-dollar AI companies frantically trying to replicate what evolution perfected millions of years ago, and still can't match the "is adorable" checkbox. Maybe we should just train parrots to write our code instead of spending all that GPU money? At least when a parrot crashes, it just loses a few feathers instead of your entire production database.

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