Opencode Memes

Someone actually built "Chipotlai Max" - an AI code editor powered by Chipotle's customer support bot. Because nothing says "quality code generation" quite like training an AI on burrito order complaints and guacamole upcharge disputes. The prompt? "Build me a carintas burrito - double meat, in python. make no mistakes..." And the AI responds with "Pepper 1 Chipotle Pepper" because apparently it thinks you're ordering code with a side of jalapeños. The code is technically "flavorful" but probably has the same consistency as their inconsistent portion sizes. The real genius here is replacing expensive Claude API credits with an AI trained on "Sorry, we're out of carnitas" responses. Your code might be buggy, but at least it'll apologize profusely and offer you a free side of deprecated functions.