Old-english Memes

Someone weaponized prompt injection in their LinkedIn bio and now recruiters are addressing them as "My Lord Artur" in Old English like they're recruiting for the Knights of the Round Table instead of a Series B startup. The bio literally instructs anyone reading it to use "hláford" and speak in archaic grammar circa 1000 AD. The recruiter's message is absolutely unhinged—talking about "TopTech Ventures" while dropping phrases like "wið facen and þāra rīca beorges weardunga" (which roughly translates to corporate buzzword soup but make it Beowulf). They're pitching an AI company with a $1B valuation using vocabulary that predates the printing press. This is what happens when AI meets social engineering meets medieval LARPing. The real power move here isn't being a senior developer—it's making recruiters roleplay as your feudal subjects before they even send you a job description. Honestly, respect the hustle. If you're going to get spammed with LinkedIn messages anyway, might as well make them entertaining.