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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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But Why? The Mountain Of Online Requirements

Gamedev Programming
28 days ago 64.5K views 0 shares
But Why? The Mountain Of Online Requirements
The modern gaming industry's obsession with forcing internet connections for fundamentally offline experiences is indeed a mountain of absurdity. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of installing a single-player game only to discover it needs to phone home to some server for absolutely no logical reason. It's the digital equivalent of needing permission from a stranger to read a book you already own. "Sorry, can't save your progress in this completely offline narrative experience because our authentication servers are down for maintenance." Brilliant design philosophy there.

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