Not that kind of engineer Memes

The classic trap. Someone hears you're an engineer and suddenly you're expected to fix everything from their printer to their dishwasher to their entire life. Newsflash: being a software engineer means I can debug your code, not your refrigerator's compressor. I write if statements, not repair manuals. The confusion comes from people thinking "engineer" is a universal fix-it person. Like, sure, I could Google what's wrong with your fridge, but so could you. That's literally my entire job anyway—Googling things and pretending I knew the answer all along. Pro tip: Next time just tell people you're a "code monkey" or "professional button clicker." Saves you from becoming the family IT support and appliance repair service.