Not my problem Memes

Oh. My. GOD! The ABSOLUTE BLISS of watching your company's production environment BURST INTO FLAMES while you're serving your notice period! 🔥 That smirk says it all - "I warned you about that technical debt for MONTHS, but nooooo, features were more important!" Now you're just standing there with your coffee, watching the motorcycle crash in slow motion while your soon-to-be-ex-colleagues panic. The sweet, sweet taste of vindication without responsibility! Zero stress, zero urgency, zero on-call alerts blowing up YOUR phone. Just pure, unadulterated schadenfreude as someone else inherits your cursed codebase. Karma's a beautiful thing, darling! 💅